Fw: The RING Bearer

A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride’s side and groom’s side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”

Fw: JOB SEARCH JARGON =)

Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long time veteran looking for a change of pace, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way…

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.
COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
FLEXIBLE HOURS: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.
ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD: You whine, you’re fired.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED: Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
SELF-MOTIVATED: Management won’t answer questions.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT: We have a lot of turnover.
SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER: We’re not going to supply you with leads; there’s no base salary; you’ll wait 30 days for your first commission check.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED: If we’re in trouble, you’ll go on TV and get us out of it.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS IS A MUST: You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

At Your Service, ANGEL MEG

Thank you for choosing ANGEL MEG to make your mark on the world of elegant events.

You’ve made an awesome choice because ANGEL MEG doesn’t just give you a traditional occasion, she gives you:

Unmatched touch of uniqueness
ANGEL MEG gives you the power to create your own personalized event… THE ONE that is truly your own.

A whole new level of love
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The most complete packages
Her services bring together the essential contents you have to put out on the event. Your festive celebration doesn’t just say who you are, it’s a roadmap towards your “most cherished memories”… as easy as 1-2-3.

A powerful set of ideas
ANGEL MEG’s powerful gallery allows you to be inspired in showcasing the bests of YOU; the photo gallery also allows for easy organization of your digital memories and comes with advanced privacy and security options.

♥ ANGEL MEG is not here

with an aim to outdo all the existing wedding systems out there,

but by thinking of ways to enrich your “once in a lifetime experience”,

that’s exactly what she ended up with.

If she strips everything down, events is all about people.

Lots and lots and lots of people.

She understands that it’s easy to get lost in the pack.

She wants you to stand out.

This is why your event will be all about YOU.

SHALOM!♥